April 2011
70 posts
Hats off to Australia →
Last days in the homeland recap:
Easter Sunday
Went to Church of the Holy Sepulcher for shits and gigs. Russian/Armenian Orthodox shitshow.
Monday
Patiently waited for Passover to end. Broke with (possibly bad) falafel.
Tuesday
Got violently ill in the middle of the night.
Said bye-bye to baby brother, made my way back to TLV.
Went out for crucial azn fuzn nomz. David Broza was there. With his guitar.
Wednesday
Beach...
Packing. Exhaustion.
98470529765874509587. When you have no idea how...
Got a pretty bitchin' sunburn further reaffirming...
“I’m making her white hot chocolate, because I broke her nose.”
– Alex Gilden
Srsly tho, he hit me in the face with my own laptop. But this white hot chocolate is delish.
Week recap
Tel Aviv
Ran around old Yaffo like a crazy person, ate delish shishlik.
Lots of chilling, shopping, and gelato involved in our obnoxiously sweet apartment in Neve Tzedek on the beach.
On the way to Jerusalem
Saw tank museum. Yes, there’s a tank museum. Took lots of super editorial pictures of small orthodox children with very large military equipment.
Saw Kibbutz our fam stayed at the...
“Swimfan was a great movie. It starred two random people that look exactly like...”
– Alex Gilden
thebardofavon asked: Better get me something cool, betch!
Purchase count: 2 bags, 2 pairs of pants (to make...
Oh, did you guys want anything?
I. Die. For Indian models. →
“We’ll start with Barney’s and then work our way back to Intermix.”
– Serena van der Woodsen
I guess I used the word "exceedingly" twice in the...
Good times often come with the consequence of sore...
Last night, I went to an 80s underground punk bar with a friend and rocked out pretty hardxcore. We met some exceedingly attractive Finnish men (WHY DID NOBODY EVER TELL ME THAT EVERYONE IN FINLAND IS 6’5 AND GORGEOUS) and went back to their apartment, along with 15 other exceedingly random people, including a set of triplets from LA and at least two high school girls. The 6 hour long...
“Are they playing Fraggle Rock because everyone is high today?”
– Vinny, commenting on 420
“Before anyone knew of me as an underground songwriter and pop musician I was...”
– Lady Gaga
I, too, am so sick of vaginal politics I could... →
Happy Birthday, James Franco.
My body is ready.
Seder with tons of Israeli family I didn't know I...
What’s everyone’s take on flirtations with a cute cousin that you just met? Related by marriage, of course!!!!!!
Well, I was at the beach...
But then it hit 100 degrees so I went home to take refuge in the comfort of nutella and air conditioning. Gosh it’s hot!
thebardofavon asked: YOU MISS ME? I MISS YOU.
Watchsoftjunebreeze:
Erykah Badu - Coachella 2011 Performance
“Erykah Badu hit the Coachella 2011 main stage yesterday with her full band and backup singers to perform a 30 plus minute set of material spanning her released discography.”
The Homeland Chronicles: "The more Israeli you...
Belly full of: Wafer crackers and cottage cheese.
Diet mainly consists of: Cappuccinos, cholent, eggplant, various dairy products.
Primary activities: Sleeping, reading on the beach, watching sunsets while sipping cappuccinos, playing with Joy and Tarzan (puppy and kitty), going to mainstream concerts like Red Band, Hadag Nachash, Ninet, and Efrat Gosh.
Been living in: Ramat Aviv
Moving to:...
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Did I mention that this whole country is basically...
Been in Israel for about 24 hours...
And it’s FABULOUS.
Living with my friend in a fab apartment in a great neighborhood in Tel Aviv. Right next to the university, right next to the beach. Use that SAT logic, guys; I can go to med school at the beach.
Relaxing, eating (too much), walking, enjoying the weather. Everyone smokes.
Bad news: You cannot begin to understand how weak the dollar is here. Exchange rate at 3.4 shekels...
Going to Israel. BRB.
Definitely don't know what to do with my life...
“A person rubs a wet finger around………. the rim of a glass.”
– MCAT Physical Science passage. I read the first few words and was like, say whaaaa….
On a serious 90s kick right now. As if I wasn't...
Radiohead, Garbage, Portishead, Nirvana. That’s my ish.
You're telling me I have to PAY to drink wine, eat... →
